I’ve never been to America. All I know about it is from popular culture, my own research, the media and talking to actual Americans. But what if I cancelled out the majority of my understanding of America and based my entire knowledge on television shows? Why, this happens.
A stress filled day where nothing ever goes right. The typical American cannot find a turkey to roast and fights abound.
There’s something about Native Indians being suppressed, made slaves, generally looked down upon? But this is outweighed by the average American’s need to make everything perfect. In the end, everyone is sitting down for dinner and all is resolved. Thanksgiving is a time for turkey.
Hello! I should be moving to America. All the women are smoking AND ridiculously skilled at whatever vocation they lay their hands on. Wait, that woman looks a bit plastic. And that one… I think America is full of robots. Evil, soul-sucking robots. Men, beware of the Fembots!
Fat men get all the ladies
On that note, it seems that the Fembots are attracted to men far below their standard. Not only are the men unattractive, but they don’t pay any attention to their Fembots, do none of the housework and spend all the money.
These types of men may have some type of magnetic field that attracts the Fembots and have actually been put in place by the FBI in order to stop the robots from taking over.
Incredibly unjust class system
I feel sorry for the workers of America. It seems like all they ever do is solve crimes, hand down justice or commit criminal acts all for money that is going to the non-workers that populate America.
Sure, these non-workers occasionally visit some workplace under the pretence that they are earning a living, but it’s really just a cover so that the workers don’t revolt.
If I were a worker in America I would be standing up for my right to at least go home and visit my family. Perhaps a food break would be nice…
What happens when one person alone walks down the street? Do they get ravaged by a group of four, eaten and become sustenance for the group?
I’m afraid that if I ever travel there I need to bring three other people as back up. They aren’t groups. They are gangs intimidating the lesser grouped out there. And a change is occurring. They are adding to their groups. They are expanding. Soon they will be hanging out in groups of over a hundred.
There are monsters everywhere
Screw going to America. You think Australia is jam packed full of deadly things? Take a look at your own country:
Look forward to my post about what I know about America if I only listened to the media. Actually…let’s skip that little can of worms.