1. It sounds like you’re losing to a bunch of twelve-year-olds.
2. Sniper, no sniping!
3. Oh please. In a real war, everyone would be camping.
4. What’s that gun? Oh, what’s that gun? Oh look, that guy just shot you.
5. Holy crap look out there’s a guy on your left! Your left! I said your left! What’s with the green writing on top of his head?
6. The Greed perk symbol looks like a Pope hat. Do you reckon they did that on purpose?
7. Wow…you suck.
8. You know it’s not real, right?
9. Of course you all died. Your team logo was the direwolf.
10. Why is everyone so angry?
Kate Turville 